DEAR BOSS (PAATRAO)

I, on behalf of my fellow design engineers, want to tell my dear GM the following points to remember.

Hope my fellow mates will understand . Hail designing. hail calculations, hell blah blah blah

1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.

2. Always leave without telling anyone where you’re going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.

3. If you give me more than one job to do, don’t tell me which is priority. I am psychic.

4. Do your best to keep me late. I adore this office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do. I have no life beyond work.

5. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. If that gets out, it could mean a promotion.

6. If you have special instructions for a job, don’t write them down. In fact, save them until the job is almost done. No use confusing me with useful information.

7. Be nice to me only when the job I’m doing for you could really change your life and send you straight up the corporate ladder.

8. Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it’s nice to know someone is less fortunate. I especially like the story about having to pay so much taxes on the bonus check you received for being such a good General manager n how u have to weave through traffic evryday in your air conditioned car with customised music system .

9. Wait until my yearly review and THEN tell me what my goals SHOULD have been. Give me a great performance rating BUT with ONLY a cost of living increase. I’m not here for the money anyway.

10.Feed me all the sweets YOUR wife packs FOR you in your lunch box thus forcing me to change my wardrobe twice yearly .